Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 27 December 2017

image for Brexit Internet turkeys flying off shelves were rancid!
Yet again the US come to save British red-necks!! Gobbledygook style!!

A UK supermarket flogging "Brexited" turkeys over the internet were 'not gobbled up' after discovering many of them were rancid!

Irate Christmas Dinner lovers in many families all over the UK had their feast ruined by non-EU turkeys that obviously flew off the shelves (can they fly?) too quick, landed in ovens, cooked and then, people puked!

A turkey expert called, Erdogan, name changed for possible, negative political reverberations if author of this gobble-dygook, ever goes for a vacation in Turkey, examined the rancid beasts and told the supermarket to "stuff themselves!" Which they did with sage and onion!

The supermarket accepted they were to blame for the stinking disaster and offered their disappointed punters a veggie alternative! The punters told the supermarket once again, "stuff yourselves!" Which they did, this time with chives and crackling bacon from rampant pigs escaping the butcher's knife!

Anyway, Charles Dickens saved the day by offering a "Twist" in the tail of the turkeys, and told the Scrooge bastards to offer their punters, "some more!" Which they did, and now fresh turkeys are flying towards Brexit Britain from guess where? No! Not Turkey! Trump has offered frustrated, starving Brits, chemically doused Turkeys left over from Thanksgiving, they can never go rotten!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Christmas, turkeys




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