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Funny story: World leaders going incognito with disguise and voice modification in foreign countries

World leaders going incognito with disguise and voice modification in foreign countries

Nervous over developments in the past few days regarding Mr. Trump’s sanctions, world leaders are taking unusual steps to avoid arrest when traveling abroad. Leading the way, Prime Minister Trudeau of Canada has recently traveled to Hong Kong, whe...

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Funny story: John Bercow Demands Independent Investigation Into John Bercow

John Bercow Demands Independent Investigation Into John Bercow

House of Commons speaker, John Bercow, has told MP's that bullying claims within Parliament should be investigated by an independent, external body. Led by him. Conservative MP Bercow, who has occupied the supposedly impartial position of House Sp...

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Funny story: Teenage Dickhead's Street Cred Destroyed After Man Tells Him "Fuck Off, Knobhead!"

Teenage Dickhead's Street Cred Destroyed After Man Tells Him "Fuck Off, Knobhead!"

The feelings of a teenager were left in tatters last night, when a man outside an off-licence told the lad, in no uncertain terms: "Fuck off, knobhead!" The incident happened outside 'Beero Beers' in Romford, Essex, as bully David 'Ammo' Hamilt...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Defends Cyberbullying

Melania Trump Defends Cyberbullying

Melania Trump, the wife of US President, Donald J. Trump, has spoken out on her ruminations on social media, and its effects on those using it. In a speech about her latest initiative, 'Be Best', she said: "As we all know, social media can both...

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Funny story: Man Maimed and Blinded For Online Bullying

Man Maimed and Blinded For Online Bullying

Spotian County -- Doug Smith won't have to worry anymore about harassing anyone online as someone permanently cured him of that character flaw. According to the police, Smith regularly harassed and bullied people online. He accused them of being othe...

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Funny story: Maine coming to Broadway

Maine coming to Broadway

Broadway, get ready for some magic. Maine is coming to town. The Maine theatrical creators of the hit play 'The Bully and the Cursed Child' are in exclusive talks with the Bollywood Theatre Group to bring the show to The Link Theater in New York.

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Funny story: An American airline (clever that one) ejects mum, baby and pram onto the emergency chute!

An American airline (clever that one) ejects mum, baby and pram onto the emergency chute!

It seems that US airlines are "united" in their policies of dealing with unruly passengers, and in this day and age of smartphones they are being exposed. A baby and its mum attempted to enter the plane but the pram seemed to be causing quite a de...

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Funny story: Is Melania Even In The Same Bed As Donald Trump?

Is Melania Even In The Same Bed As Donald Trump?

In Pennsylvania yesterday Melania Trump, the wife of GOP candidate Donald Trump, gave a speech which said, in part, "America has become "too mean and too rough," and that as first lady she would attempt to correct this national defect. This promp...

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Funny story: An urban fable: It's all in the name

An urban fable: It's all in the name

Damien Dread had a weird name but he was kind of proud of it. You could say he "grew" into the name over the years. As a little kid in elementary school, Damien Dread was teased unceasingly about his surname. Some wiseguy by the name of Tommy Truesgood looked up the word "dread" on an online dictionary from his cell phone and discovered that "dread" meant to "anticipate with great apprehension or...

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Funny story: It's just Wronga - Pocketmoney Loan Co. opens in Glasgow School!

It's just Wronga - Pocketmoney Loan Co. opens in Glasgow School!

Government big-wigs may be forced to act if notorious Payday lenders continue their expansion into the children's pocketmoney market. Payday loan sharks Wronga ! see Easterend Primary School in Glasgow as the ideal trial point in the UK for their con...

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Funny story: Weiner and Boehner Mocked Then Argue At Local Fast Food Restaurant

Weiner and Boehner Mocked Then Argue At Local Fast Food Restaurant

Washington D.C. - Yesterday former U.S. Congressman Anthony Weiner and current U.S. House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner were each mocked about their names and then got into an argument over which of them was bullied more as a child. The tw...

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Funny story: Man With Two Penises Bashful But Successful

Man With Two Penises Bashful But Successful

A United States citizen, Johnny Billingswee, was born with two penises. Although they are small, they are clearly functional. "Ever since I can remember, I have been the the butt of jokes about my two together not making a good one so I was afraid...

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Funny story: Suspended Miami Dolphins Player, Richie Incognito Says He Is Not A Member of The Ku Klux Klan

Suspended Miami Dolphins Player, Richie Incognito Says He Is Not A Member of The Ku Klux Klan

NEW YORK CITY - Richie Incognito said that he never in his wildest dreams dreamed that one day he would be known more for his personality and character than for his playing ability on the football gridiron. The offensive guard was suspended by the...

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Funny story: Instead of MBAs, Wall St firms will now hire Bullies from Middle Schools

Instead of MBAs, Wall St firms will now hire Bullies from Middle Schools

In a joint press conference held on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange several Wall Street banking and investment firm executives issued a statement about the future direction of talent acquisition in the beleaguered industry. It was made publi...

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Funny story: Anti Bully Bullying Law Passed in Texas

Anti Bully Bullying Law Passed in Texas

SAN ANTONIO, TX - A former San Antonio teacher accused of directing kindergartners to hit a classmate for being a bully has resulted in new legislation, outlawing bullying of bullies. Lawmakers cited the incident of a 47-year-old former teacher wh...

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Funny story: "Anybody who votes Tory is gay", claims Ed Balls

"Anybody who votes Tory is gay", claims Ed Balls

Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls made a public announcement today, advising "anybody who votes for the Conservative Party is gay. Me and little Ed and all the boys decided at Ed's house yesterday so now you all have to be on our side, otherwise you're gay.

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Funny story: Obama Stooge Teachers Bully Students In North Carolina - Ignorance Rules In Our Public Schools

Obama Stooge Teachers Bully Students In North Carolina - Ignorance Rules In Our Public Schools

An extremely ignorant, bigoted, loud, bullying, unqualified "teacher" from North Carolina has been revealed to be an Obama 'Sleeper' mole, hell bent on destroying the liberties, free speech, free thinking youth of America by brain washing her studen...

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