Four-year-old Oliver Thompson is set to learn ritual humiliation when his mother Sandra posts photos of him all over social media on his first day at school. 'Yes, I have it all planned out.' said Sandra 'It is overwhelming for anyone to start any…
Your school bully, Nigel Fairweather Brown is now a middle manager at an accountancy firm. The former scourge of the primary school playground, with his henchmen Snotty Bob and some other bloke who would have no friends if he didn't laugh at what…
At first people assumed Vanessa Trump was just looking for a fling with an actual human male. But it soon became apparent she had more on her mind. Now we know she had a couple of objectives. Number 1 was to get herself a man, and she succeeded.
British Home Secretary Priti Patel has been accused of bullying staff in her department. The ex-beauty-queen-turned-politician is said to have made [unreasonable demands on the civil servants who work for the Home Office, such as “Could you get the p...
Ever since Disney+ became active with a re-released and slightly edited version of the original Star Wars movie, A New Hope, the word “Maclunkey” has become the topic of intense discussion, debate, and emotional turmoil. Suddenly, in the ever-changi...
Nervous over developments in the past few days regarding Mr. Trump’s sanctions, world leaders are taking unusual steps to avoid arrest when traveling abroad. Leading the way, Prime Minister Trudeau of Canada has recently traveled to Hong Kong, whe...
House of Commons speaker, John Bercow, has told MP's that bullying claims within Parliament should be investigated by an independent, external body. Led by him. Conservative MP Bercow, who has occupied the supposedly impartial position of House Sp...
The feelings of a teenager were left in tatters last night, when a man outside an off-licence told the lad, in no uncertain terms: "Fuck off, knobhead!" The incident happened outside 'Beero Beers' in Romford, Essex, as bully David 'Ammo' Hamilt...
Melania Trump, the wife of US President, Donald J. Trump, has spoken out on her ruminations on social media, and its effects on those using it. In a speech about her latest initiative, 'Be Best', she said: "As we all know, social media can both...
Spotian County -- Doug Smith won't have to worry anymore about harassing anyone online as someone permanently cured him of that character flaw. According to the police, Smith regularly harassed and bullied people online. He accused them of being othe...
Broadway, get ready for some magic. Maine is coming to town. The Maine theatrical creators of the hit play 'The Bully and the Cursed Child' are in exclusive talks with the Bollywood Theatre Group to bring the show to The Link Theater in New York.
It seems that US airlines are "united" in their policies of dealing with unruly passengers, and in this day and age of smartphones they are being exposed. A baby and its mum attempted to enter the plane but the pram seemed to be causing quite a de...
In Pennsylvania yesterday Melania Trump, the wife of GOP candidate Donald Trump, gave a speech which said, in part, "America has become "too mean and too rough," and that as first lady she would attempt to correct this national defect. This promp...
Damien Dread had a weird name but he was kind of proud of it. You could say he "grew" into the name over the years. As a little kid in elementary school, Damien Dread was teased unceasingly about his surname. Some wiseguy by the name of Tommy Truesgood looked up the word "dread" on an online dictionary from his cell phone and discovered that "dread" meant to "anticipate with great apprehension or...
Government big-wigs may be forced to act if notorious Payday lenders continue their expansion into the children's pocketmoney market. Payday loan sharks Wronga ! see Easterend Primary School in Glasgow as the ideal trial point in the UK for their con...
Washington D.C. - Yesterday former U.S. Congressman Anthony Weiner and current U.S. House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner were each mocked about their names and then got into an argument over which of them was bullied more as a child. The tw...
A United States citizen, Johnny Billingswee, was born with two penises. Although they are small, they are clearly functional. "Ever since I can remember, I have been the the butt of jokes about my two together not making a good one so I was afraid...
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