Written by joseph k winter

Saturday, 3 February 2018

image for Representative Schiff to release new memo: “Commies commies everywhere . . .”
New MRI scans show Russia-inspired neurotransmitters widely dispersed in American brains (product available for cure)

Today we learn that Mr. Adam Schiff (D) spent last night analyzing, scouring, writing, and formulating a new and “ultimate” memo response.

This very hot new memo will assure all citizens that FBI and DOJ performance leading to “Russia-gate” is honorable and should be praised.

(The complete title of his “commies commies everywhere” adds on “and no time left to think!”)

This document is “the answer” to the “scurrilous, communist-infested, rat-think diatribe” released yesterday known as the FISA memo or the Nunes memo.

With this new study, he joins Representative Eric Swalwell (D), who has just revealed that Tucker Carlson of FOX news is “a Putin agent.”

Previously, Representative Nunes was also classified by Mr. Swalwell as a Russian agent.

Mr. Schiff and Mr. Swalwell have now come forward to state that anyone who speaks critically of the Democratic Party, the FBI, the DOJ—indeed anything that fails to criticize Russia—is a “Putin dupe.”

This development was accompanied by a group named “BDTR exclusive,”* which lists among its activities standing watch at Senator Joseph McCarthy’s grave with video and audio devices.

BDTR reports this morning that in the small hours of last night, coincidental with Mr. Schiff’s efforts to “repatriotize this discussion,” Mr. McCarthy’s remains “shifted significantly.”

Additionally highly significant, watchers noticed sighing and some words (now being deciphered) emerging from the underground crypt.

As a response to the Nunes disclosures, the Russian complicity meme has become popular throughout the Democratic Party and is making its way into the mainstream press (MSM).

Ms. Pelosi stated to CNN this morning, “Yes! Yes! We must look into this possibility of Putin influence on our own representatives.”

Mr. McCain added, “The Russia-gate investigation, led by Mr. Mueller, has amply proved the saturating influence of Mr. Putin on our election, and now on the Congress itself!”

“Let me only add this,” Mr. Schumer has weighed in to The New York Times.

“We know from Mr. Trump’s own mouth he wanted to talk with the Russians. We know he has had business dealings with Russians here and there. This is prima facie evidence! What more do we need?”

Even Mr. Obama has come forward.

“Now, folks,” he has said to The Washington Post. “The FBI, under my direction, stepped up when we needed it, and even if they got a few things wrong, well, folks, the spirit of what they were doing must be respected!”

Breaking: The BDTR group has just come forward to state its audio analysis of sounds from Senator McCarthy’s grave has yielded translation. The Senator spoke these words:

“God bless all patriots following my lead to get after them commie-rat-bastards in our government!”

“Besides that, it plays well for midterm elections!”

(*BDTR title = reference to the popular American theme in the 1950’s—“Better Dead Than Red.”)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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