Given the Katrina like response to the utter devastation of their island and the seeming indifference from the Whitehouse, Puerto Ricans have disavowed Trump.com™ as impotent and have invited Obama to return as their President.
There does seem to be a relevant legal loophole given its statehood status and apparently their is an Abandonment Whilst Under Duress Clause that allows them to suspend diplomatic relations with the mainland. Island Governor Ricardo Rosselló says he can't tell whether Trump.com™ hates them or he is just plain incompetent, but either way there are too many people suffering to have Dotards in the way.
Given that the only ones that seem to actually care about them is Obama and Clinton they have invited them to head up the relief operation. When asked about this unprecedented arrangement an Obama spokesman said, "there comes a time in every countries history where such large scale human suffering exists that the incompetence, no mater where it emanates from must be swept aside".
As usual for his style Obama did not need to regress to school yard bully tactics and once again showed the measure of a true statesman. Puerto Ricans were glad Trump.com™ did not get a chance to lock up Clinton as she is the only one that knows where the hospital ship is.
The Whitehouse seemed unphased saying, "who cares who goes down there to wipe the nose of a few Mexicans that had a bit of a wind storm, whats more important is the fantastic ratings we are getting from the NFL BratSpat. It is no wonder we call you fake media when you don't report whats relevant".