Putin Tells Trump: "James Comey Was One Of Ours"

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Friday, 7 July 2017

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DATELINE HAMBURG: In the first face-to-face meeting between Vladimir Putin and President Trump, a simple, six word statement from Putin verified what many in the looking glass, spy vs spy world of espionage already believed:

"James Comey was one of ours."

As reported by the BILLINGSGATE POST on June 1, 2017, newly released Cold War documents revealed that former FBI Director James Comey is the the son of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. The Rosenbergs were convicted of espionage for selling nuclear bomb secrets to the Soviet Union. They were sentenced to death by electric chair and were executed June 19, 1953.

The Rosenbergs had two sons. Because of the notoriety of their parents, they were adopted out and raised by relatives of the Rosenbergs. James, the younger of the two siblings, was adopted by Joseph and Heather Comey, who lived in Newark, New Jersey.

Both James and his brother believed their parents were railroaded and vowed to remedy the injustice inflicted on their parents. While attending the University of Chicago Law School, where he received his Juris Doctor degree, James Comey came into contact with Professor Barack Hussein Obama who taught a course in Constitutional Law. At that time, both students and the faculty of the law school referred to Obama as "Comrade Barack" for his close association with radical Saul Alinsky, a known communist in this community. It was through Alinsky that Comey was first introduced to the KGB and fell under the wing of Vladimir Putin.

At the same time, Obama became a member of ACORN (Association of Community Organizers. ACORN was and still is a Communist front organization whose goal is the overthrow of the Constitution and the institution of Marxist principles of government.

From 1985 until 2013, when now president Barack Obama named fellow comrade James Comey Director of the FBI, Comey remained undercover while serving in various government positions, including United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York. Once becoming FBI Director, he was easily able to manipulate all investigations involving Hillary Clinton and the Russian Government. It was he who turned his eyes the other way when Secretary of State Clinton allowed the sale of American uranium rights to the Russians in exchange for millions of dollars donated to the Clinton Foundation.

NOTE: Both CNN and MSNBC have verified this story to be factual.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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