Mar-A-Lago, FL Doctors remarked about Trump's extraordinary good luck in having a full recovery from the bone spurs that kept him out of the service.
"It's truly a miracle" said the head doctor. "He was able to play football, tennis, golf and squash in high school, but then, tragically, right when it was time for him to join the military, doctors found bone spurs in his heel that would cause Trump to be unable to serve his country."
"But now, Trump has somehow been cured and can once more play football, tennis, golf and squash, but he concentrates mostly on golf and tennis. What a miracle this is!" The other doctors all agreed.
