After arbitrarily deciding to change the location of the U.S. embassy for Israel from Tel Aviv to Israel, Trump announced other changes to be implemented right away.
"I will be changing the capital of North Korea from Pongyang to Seoul, where it should have been anyways. I am changing the capital of Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, and Uzbekistan to Moscow, because no one should be expected to remember that many capitals," stated Trump.
"I am also changing the name of the country of Georgia to Sweet Georgia Brown so as not to get it confused with the state of Georgia, which I'm renaming "Georgia on My Mind."
