Written by Purple Girl

Tuesday, 13 June 2017

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Amber Green was told to wear something purple or leave PlumMart.

Fuchsia, Purplonia [PP] -- An Earthling woman says she was told to put a purple shirt over her orange top while shopping at PlumMart, or leave the store.

Amber Green told The Tentacle Times she was shopping at a Fuchsian PlumMart with her sister last weekend when a store employee confronted her and claimed she may have been violating Purplonian law.

Iggy Xao, an attorney for the 51-year-old Green, said that while the experience was humiliating, he is more concerned about the way Green was treated after an alleged gang rape by several Purplonians which left her deeply traumatized. The attackers likely targeted her for being an Earthling as evidenced by their alleged taunts. Xao says, "She only went into PlumMart that day to get items needed to help her dress her injuries from the hateful attack that happened nearby. She needed assistance, not being told to leave. How she was treated was plum ridiculous."

A spokeswoman for the Fuchsia-based retail giant on Planet Purplonia said that the employee was only responding to customer complaints, and that Green was not asked to leave the store.

Green says she'll probably still shop at PlumMart - but at a different store.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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