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She won her college's Miss Green pageant, but some say she's not ‘green enough’

Ixxy Zigou is a 22-year-old spotted woman who is studying journalism at the University of Lodenia. This year, she decided to enter the Miss Green pageant, which is open to all green women. There were a total of eight contestants in the competition...

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Woman: PlumMart said to purple up or leave

Funny story: Woman: PlumMart said to purple up or leave

Fuchsia, Purplonia [PP] -- An Earthling woman says she was told to put a purple shirt over her orange top while shopping at PlumMart or leave the store. Amber Green told The Tentacle Times she was shopping at a Fuchsian PlumMart with her sister la...

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Purple Ooze May Be Edible

[PP] -- The purple substance that Andrea Sharpe found in and around her home may actually be edible. Several persons allegedly ingested the substance with no ill effects. One of those is a 9-year-old boy whose name being withheld due to his age.

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Mysterious Purple Ooze Covers Home

[PP]- For Andrea Sharpe, Wednesday was going to be like any other day. However, once she started getting out of bed, she was not quite sure what to think. She found that her house was lined inside and out with a purple substance. "I got up out of...

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Girl born with purple skin

Funny story: Girl born with purple skin

[PP] -- Doctors at Regional Hospital are baffled at the birth of an infant with purple skin and green hair. Neither of her parents have such features. According to pediatrician, Dr. Tanya Morgan, the baby seems to be completely healthy, despite he...

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