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Funny story: Aspiring Novelist Encouraged by Polite Rejections He's Received

Aspiring Novelist Encouraged by Polite Rejections He's Received

While aspiring novelist Nate Hanson of Tulsa, Oklahoma, hasn't - yet - found any takers for theĀ  "modern-day great American novel" he spent over a decade writing, he is heartened and deeply encouraged by the plethora of extremely civil rejections he'...

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Funny story: Woman: PlumMart said to purple up or leave

Woman: PlumMart said to purple up or leave

Fuchsia, Purplonia [PP] -- An Earthling woman says she was told to put a purple shirt over her orange top while shopping at PlumMart or leave the store. Amber Green told The Tentacle Times she was shopping at a Fuchsian PlumMart with her sister la...

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Funny story: Don't be so repetitive chief, sorry, Mr. Editor-in-Chief

Don't be so repetitive chief, sorry, Mr. Editor-in-Chief

A book by Thaler and Sunstein titled "Nudge" proposed the following solution to the problem of sending angry e-mails, which are often followed by regret: software that cautions you against sending it by saying "warning: this appears to be an uncivil email. do you really and truly want to send it?" A stronger version of this software might also require a user to enter a password to send the seeming...

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Funny story: Ku Klux Klan Changes Mind About Ted Nugent

Ku Klux Klan Changes Mind About Ted Nugent

Waco Texas - The Grand Dragon of the local branch of the Ku Klux Klan announced at a press conference today that they have reluctantly decided not to offer an honorary membership to Ted Nugent. "Ted certainly has the right mindset to be one of...

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Funny story: Rejected student tells Oxford to "F++k Off"!

Rejected student tells Oxford to "F++k Off"!

A wee young lassie student who applied to enter the prestigious University of Oxford to study law was rejected, so she decided to reject the University by telling them to "F++k Off" (well not really, but nearly). In fact, after hearing of her reje...

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