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Clinton Watts Beats Up Chuck Norris

Funny story: Clinton Watts Beats Up Chuck Norris

Making the point that the US has been weak on Russia, Former FBI agent Clinton Watts beat Chuck Norris in a street MMA match. After Watts testified in the Senate about the shocking extent of Russian interference in the US elections, he acknowledge...

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Chuck Norris defeats Mehran Keshe

Former Karate world champion Chuck Norris defeated Iranian born nuclear heavy weight Mehran Keshe 45:0 in the first 30 seconds of a spontaneously staged freestyle fight on the streets of Brooklyn. Norris first aimed several punches directly at Keshe'...

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The Chuck Norris Quantum Theory of the Universe

Funny story: The Chuck Norris Quantum Theory of the Universe

The Chuck Norris Quantum Theory of the Universe. The theory that has rattled scientists and left a big hole in my sandwich. The Chuck Norris Quantum Theory of the Universe states that if one was to combine Walker, Texas Ranger and the Delta Force, a quantum hole in time in space will appear, and Chuck Norris will suddenly wage a war against Mankind. Sounds scary doesn't it. This theory surfa...

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The Americans to Deploy Their Chuck Norris Against ISIS

Funny story: The Americans to Deploy Their Chuck Norris Against ISIS

ISIS have been seen as a threat to the Texas, sorry, American spirit for years, and today was the day that President Obama green-lit project Norris, which has been under development since Walker, Texas Ranger. An anonymous source in ISIS tells us...

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Chuck Norris First Person to Time Travel

People of the world were surprised today when they found out that a man had just accomplished time travel. They weren't so surprised when they found out it was Chuck Norris who time travelled. Apparently he choked Father Time, who sent good old C...

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Chuck Norris Shows In School Horror

A head teacher has resigned from his job at a Primary School after showing the children (some as young as seven) a YouTube clip. The clip, called "Five Rules In Every Chuck Norris Movie", shows Chuck throwing people through windows and headbutting st...

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Romney Dumps VP "Big Whopper Ryan" for Really Good Actor -- Chuck Norris

Funny story: Romney Dumps VP "Big Whopper Ryan" for Really Good Actor -- Chuck Norris

On the heels of Chuck Norris' critically acclaimed Romney campaign ad warning of "1,000 years of darkness" should Obama win reelection, Mitt Romney held a press conference just minutes ago to announce he was replacing VP pick Paul Ryan with the chari...

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Kodak to be Bailed Out by Chuck Norris

Funny story: Kodak to be Bailed Out by Chuck Norris

Following Chuck Norris's announcement that he will assume the Presidency in 2013, his financial advisors disclosed today that Mr. Norris will also take over the ailing Kodak Corporation in an apparent move to "Kick its butt back into shape". With...

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Chuck Norris to Represent Chuck Norris Party in Bid for Presidency

Funny story: Chuck Norris to Represent Chuck Norris Party in Bid for Presidency

Following what many believe to be examples of ridiculous and juvenile leadership styles from the Republican candidates on the debate trail as well as from the Democrats in Washington, Chuck Norris has decided to take the U.S. Presidency in 2013. No...

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War on Gingers Goes Global, Sarah Ferguson Charged in Turkey

Funny story: War on Gingers Goes Global, Sarah Ferguson Charged in Turkey

The existence of a clandestine anti-ginger movement was confirmed this week following charges levied against Sarah Ferguson by the country of Turkey for foreign relations tampering. After considering the finality of a jail sentence lasting 22 years,...

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Intelligent Design finally reveal the identity of the Designer: Chuck Norris

Funny story: Intelligent Design finally reveal the identity of the Designer: Chuck Norris

The Discovery Institute, the secret headquarters of James Bond's biggest foe, Intelligent Design, has revealed that the designer in their theory is Chuck Norris. William Behe, the evil genius mastermind behind Intelligent Design, believes he is th...

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Chuck Norris: One Badass that Should NOT Become the President of Texas

Funny story: Chuck Norris: One Badass that Should NOT Become the President of Texas

The Republic of Texas -- Not that I don't care for the Hollywood star perhaps best known for his role in the television series, "Walker, Texas Ranger". But as in any crisis, and the Country as whole is facing a deep financial crisis, the nuts come out in droves. Chuck Norris is merely one of the latest. It takes a bit of courage to dis on the man who doesn't wear a watch simply because he dec...

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Don't worry, it was only Norris

Funny story: Don't worry, it was only Norris

World agencies were yesterday scrambling to find out just what caused the massive tsunami that destroyed the United States. Theories were brought forth and quickly dismissed with alarming regularity, accusations of a global conspiracy were seized...

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Chuck Norris to Endorse Ron Paul

Funny story: Chuck Norris to Endorse Ron Paul

Today Chuck Norris announced that he will be changing his endorsment to Republican GOP candidate Ron Paul.

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Real Chuck Norris Not Happy With Chuck Norris Book

Funny story: Real Chuck Norris Not Happy With Chuck Norris Book

Chuck Norris, martial arts expert and actor, is not happy with the new Chuck Norris book that is on the market for the holidays. The book, which features cartoons with captions such as "Chuck Norris is so tough, nails grind themselves to iron f...

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Saddam Captor Revealed

Funny story: Saddam Captor Revealed

SECRET LOCATION, SOMEWHERE - It is now being reported that it was martial-arts actor Chuck Norris who located Saddam Hussein and flushed him out of that spider hole.

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