Chuck Norris defeats Mehran Keshe

Written by Gordon Adamus (VT)

Sunday, 22 May 2016

Former Karate world champion Chuck Norris defeated Iranian born nuclear heavy weight Mehran Keshe 45:0 in the first 30 seconds of a spontaneously staged freestyle fight on the streets of Brooklyn. Norris first aimed several punches directly at Keshe's jaw, but due to Keshe's ability to transform himself into plasma, the punches went right through him, while Norris exhausted himself without any visible results.

But when Keshe unintentionally switched to his second personality, his magic abilities suddenly vanished, and Norris was able to land his infamous roundhouse kick 27 times within 6.3 seconds, leaving Keshe motionless (and for the first time in history even speechless!) on the ground. Doctors in Italy are still trying to fix this.

The fight occured 10 minutes after Keshe had called Norris a pedophile during one of his martial arts presentations.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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