Chuck Norris First Person to Time Travel

Written by Tom Sivvy

Wednesday, 18 May 2016

People of the world were surprised today when they found out that a man had just accomplished time travel.

They weren't so surprised when they found out it was Chuck Norris who time travelled. Apparently he choked Father Time, who sent good old Chuck to the Dinosaur Age. Chuck Norris then proceeded to take a selfie with a Tyranasaurus Rex. The thing died of fright almost instantaneously.

This revelation in science has sparked off a huge debate, with scientists questioning what has become known as the Chuck Norris Quantum Theory of the Universe.

They have also questioned as to why they cannot accomplish time travel.

Chuck Norris just simply said, "You're not Chuck Norris."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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