Written by Aspartame Boy

Tuesday, 22 November 2016

image for Hillary sells her witches paraphernalia on EBAY
Hillary had just logged into eBay when Bill walked in on her

Clinton Estate - According to our anonymous source, who wishes to be known only as "Bill", Hillary has been secluding herself in the basement where she has collected all her witches equipment: Broom with extra thick handle, black candles made from the fat of aborted fetuses, potions made from the blood of dead soldiers, hearts of children sacrificed to Satan, and a few missing children chained in her dungeon. Oh, and fifty pound sacks of aspartame for dissolving souls.

He also noted that she had packing materials, a camera on a tripod, and a computer logged into eBay, of which he took a snapshot on his Brownie camera, the one he usually uses to photograph Brownies on the Lolita Express.

"I guess Satan worship doesn't work after all", he commented, "Could there be a higher power?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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