Clinton Estate - According to our anonymous source, who wishes to be known only as "Bill", Hillary has been secluding herself in the basement where she has collected all her witches equipment: Broom with extra thick handle, black candles made from the fat of aborted fetuses, potions made from the blood of dead soldiers, hearts of children sacrificed to Satan, and a few missing children chained in her dungeon. Oh, and fifty pound sacks of aspartame for dissolving souls.
He also noted that she had packing materials, a camera on a tripod, and a computer logged into eBay, of which he took a snapshot on his Brownie camera, the one he usually uses to photograph Brownies on the Lolita Express.
"I guess Satan worship doesn't work after all", he commented, "Could there be a higher power?"
