Sexist Man Blatantly Holds Door Open For Woman - Then Called "Rude, Inconsiderate, Sexist Jerk" After Letting Woman Get Door For Herself

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Friday, 17 June 2016


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Artisian (above) walks away from reporters, who have no right to look at her in her bikini.

King's Beach, CA - A sexist man here got put in his place after holding the door open for a woman at the local Gas 'N' Sip Tuesday night. Sexist, Fred Holden, 45, single and a local fireman, held the door open for Anita Artisian and rudely said, "After you, Ma'am." leaving Artisian shocked and offended.

"I was sickened to the core," says Artisian, 35 and a local exotic dancer. "I said to him, 'you think I can't get the door myself because I'm a weak, sissy woman? You only held the door open for me because I'm wearing a tight mini skirt and a skimpy tank top! You sexist pervert! All you want to do is fornicate with me in your twisted mind, just because I dance naked at a club!"

Holden reportedly told her that he doesn't go to strip clubs because he felt it degraded women.

"Typical," fumed the righteous Artisian. "Now you're saying women shouldn't work, or be proud of their bodies by showing it off to lonely men who can look but will never touch!"

Both Holden and Artisian left the store at the same time. This time Holden simply stood there, letting Artisian get the door for herself.

"You rude, sexist jerk!" Artisian was reported as saying, as she stood there as well, not opening the door. "You think just because you're a man that gives you the right to enforce your sexist, patriarchal male control by making me open the door! You're too busy to get the door for me because you're thinking about having sex with me! You'll probably stare at my tight, beautiful ass as I walk out the door!"

Holden was reported as saying, "But - but I, um - you just said -"

Artisian, however, simply got louder and courageously talked over the top of the sexist man. "You male pigs are all the same! Hooting and hollering when a good-looking woman strips her clothes off for money! What right do you have to stare at a beautiful woman! It's male privilege that's what it is! We're equal, but women are more equal than men!"

"I didn't know what to say to Ms. - wait - am I allowed to say Ms.?" asked sicko-sexist Holden. "Anyway, when I was a kid I was taught that ladies go first. You hold a door for a lady. Pull out a chair for a lady and give them the best that you can give. I was taught to respect women." He scratched his square, strong jaw that scientist say indicates to women on a subconscious level that he would be a good provider, therefore his handsome face is sexist, proving that sexism is in the DNA. "I'm just so confused."

Artisian stated that women should be treated equally to men at all times, but not at all times, such as fixing the car, being responsible for making the first move in a social situation and saying things perfectly in order to get a date, which only proves how sexist you are. Or going downstairs in the dead of night with a baseball bat because the woman heard a noise. All these are the man's job because men always have to prove how tough they are.

Pervert Holden says he will more likely stay single because he couldn't understand women. "I don't think I could ever get married," stated the depraved woman-hater.

"It's just how God created us," says Artisian. When Holden agreed, Artisian shouted, "Oh, now you're going to push God on me? You self-righteous hypocrite!"

Holden later stated he had gotten a dog. "I'm very happy," said the warped-minded, sexist woman-hating son of a bitch.

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