The owner of a strip club in, yes, you guessed it... Florida, has heard the Def Leppard hit, Pour Some Sugar On Me, one too many times, and has officially banned the song from being played by any of the strippers in his club—no matter how hot they ar…
Everyone from condom manufacturers and toilet paper suppliers to chartered accountants and hairdressers are flying the Ukrainian flag to show their support for the war-torn nation. Even Elton John has said he would now like to be known as "Sergei".
TEXAS - Chippendale's male exotic dancers are booked solid with their new act, The 'Ins'erection' Strippers. "Man, you wouldn't believe how many horny Trump hags there are out there in the suburbs," told Butch Manly, the head of the Chippendale da…
A python called 'Monty' residing in a tenth floor, 45sq meter flat in downtown Adelaide decided to slip out of its aquarium and go on a shopping spree! The owner, high on a joint, discovered his beloved snake had escaped after going to the bathroo…
Paducah, Ky: Bethany Gathers was on a mindful meditation walk when she started to run. Rudy, her husband heard screaming. “I knew it was Betty. I thought she was in some kind of trouble. Then she seen me and was hollerin’ "oh, I’m happy, I’m finally…
NEW ORLEANS - Local authorities have just announced that they were tipped off about a strip club that was operating under very lax conditions. Lt. Benzell Keckle, with the NOPD, said that the club called The Booby Trap, had just recently opened, a...
AUSTIN, Texas – The owner of the Thirsty Beaver Nightclub had shut down his business due to the Coronavirus. But Randy Dewdibbler soon found a way to observe the social distancing rule, and make lots of money at the same time. Randy and his sec...
LAS VEGAS – Since the Coronavirus pandemic has shut down the Las Vegas casinos, all of the pole dancers have found themselves among the ranks of the unemployed. Franco Titsellini, who owns The Once a Pawn a Time Pawn Shop, said that, just in the p...
King's Beach, CA - A sexist man here got put in his place after holding the door open for a woman at the local Gas 'N' Sip Tuesday night. Sexist, Fred Holden, 45, single and a local fireman, held the door open for Anita Artisian and rudely said, "Aft...
The time has come for a confession. When I stripped outside the House of Commons before the election the reverberations led to a Toy win in the erection. This is no cock and bull story - I have evidence to support this claim provided by no less an...
The residents of Dullard Kansas have a new business in town, The Red Garter Daycamp and Childrens Self Discovery Center. The Center owned and operated by 24 year old Sugar Kane formerly of Kansas City Missouri, opened its doors on Monday and the kid...
In an unprecedented revelation, hardline Democrats announced today their actual (and quite obvious) opinions of such so-called "special interest" and "minority" groups as homosexuals, blacks and women. Considering all they have been doing for dec...
A recent poll of a large number of women who are employed throughout the nation as exotic dancers (in laymen's terms "strippers") revealed astonishing data regarding the lifestyle of the majority who have chosen this profession. The poll shows tha...
LOS ANGELES - TouchRock Films in association with Left Coast Libido Pictures has just announced that shooting will soon begin on Bandini Borrapelli's comedy Liposuction - The Movie. A spokesperson for TouchRock told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Glo...
Pontyates, near Llanelli, South Wales: In the Welsh valleys yonder there, there is a cry in the mist. "Fabio, Fabio, where is thou Fabio?" At the Baltic Inn and Restaurant, no less, 150 Welsh Ladies arrived to see their favourite one, Fabio.
SPRINGIELD, Massachusetts (ABSNN) - A nude dancer performing an "amazing, near flawless split" accidentally passed gas and nearby table candles ignited the fart "causing a huge natural gas explosion at the Scores Gentlemen's Club," say fire fighters...
A program that provides subsidized phone service to low-income strippers has nearly doubled in size in Ohio in the past year - now covering more than a million strippers. But the size of the program in the state - and profits to the increasing nu...
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