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Funny story: Through Unflinching Honesty and Vulnerability, Nashville Man Scores Girlfriend’s Permission for Licit Polyamory with Threesome Potential

Through Unflinching Honesty and Vulnerability, Nashville Man Scores Girlfriend’s Permission for Licit Polyamory with Threesome Potential

In a dating tour de force, after being contacted out of the blue by an attractive older woman he’d always had a thing for but had never succeeded in enticing into the sack, 37-year-old Clem Lyons of Nashville, Tennessee, scored the permission of the...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Wonders if He Could Be in Denial about Being Transgender

Nashville Man Wonders if He Could Be in Denial about Being Transgender

While never consciously having desired to be anything other than the male stud that he is, Luke Hendrix of Nashville, Tennessee, wondered if he could possibly be in denial about being transgemder. "I've been in denial about so many things," said H...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Demonstrates High Levels of Artificial Intelligence

Nashville Man Demonstrates High Levels of Artificial Intelligence

No longer mere fodder for sci-fi novels and futuristic movie odysseys, artificial intelligence is a present-day reality, as demonstrated by 38-year-old Ben Higgins of Nashville, Tennessee. "I'm not actually smart at all," said Higgins, "but I've l...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Doesn’t Miss Ex Much at All

Nashville Woman Doesn’t Miss Ex Much at All

“It’s so funny how seldom I think about him,” said Maria Marlowe of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding Finn O'Connell, a man she dated for about two months, with whom she recently broke up. “It occurs to me all the time how he almost never even crosses...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Successfully Articulates a Feeling

Nashville Man Successfully Articulates a Feeling

Uncertain what to do about a physical sensation in his chest that seemed to resemble an emotion, Trenton Locke of Nashville, Tennessee, took a stab at articulating the apparent feeling - to great effect. "I told the woman I was dating that I was a...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Narrowly Escapes Emotional Enmeshnent

Nashville Man Narrowly Escapes Emotional Enmeshnent

When the woman he'd been casually seeing for several weeks suddenly, out of nowhere, proposed getting together somewhere outside of his house, Brett Crowley of Nashville, Tennessee, immediately recognized the suggestion for what it was: an invitation...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Cleared of Douchebag Allegations

Nashville Man Cleared of Douchebag Allegations

Accused of being a docuchebag by a woman with whom he wanted to have a casual sexual relationship, but was unwilling to actually date, Ned Hackett was fully exonerated by a jury of his peers, who heard his case at an East Nashville bar. "To me, it...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Tries Stalking but Isn't Sure How to Follow Up

Nashville Man Tries Stalking but Isn't Sure How to Follow Up

After catching a glimpse of a beautiful, fit woman jog past his house at exactly 6:23 a.m. two days in a row, but at a loss as to how to actually meet her, Johnny Holcomb of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to try his hand at stalking, only to find he w...

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Funny story: Women Likely to Overestimate Existence of Relationship Based on Superfluous Factors Like Words

Women Likely to Overestimate Existence of Relationship Based on Superfluous Factors Like Words

A groundbreaking new report from the Social Media Intimacy Foundation revealed that women are highly prone to overestimate the existence of a romantic relationship based on superfluous factors like words. "Our first clue was when fifty-one percent...

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Funny story: Politically Correct Man Guiltily Has a Racial Thought

Politically Correct Man Guiltily Has a Racial Thought

Several days ago, as Todd Imperial was stepping out of a crowded elevator, his eyes inadvertently drifted to the notably generous derriere of the woman in front of him, and, before he could appropriately censor himself, his mind had guiltily jumped t...

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Funny story: Charismatic Nashville Man Explains that If You Were He, You’d Be a Narcissist, Too

Charismatic Nashville Man Explains that If You Were He, You’d Be a Narcissist, Too

After years of feigning modesty out of fear of coming across as arrogant and self-centered, Caleb Treble of Nashville, Tennessee, finally helped his friends understand that his narcissism is a natural byproduct of his inherent superiority and that if...

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Funny story: New York Man Reaches Good Stopping Point in Relationship

New York Man Reaches Good Stopping Point in Relationship

"It's been a little over two years now, and I think we're finally in a really good place to part ways," said Matt Campbell of New York City regarding his relationship with his live-in girlfriend Madison Bentley. As Matt explained it, despite some...

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Funny story: Charleston Man Avoids Relationship Conversation by Resuming Dipping Tobacco Habit

Charleston Man Avoids Relationship Conversation by Resuming Dipping Tobacco Habit

Trey Lipscomb of Charleston, South Carolina, successfully avoided what he anticipated would be a highly emotional conversation with his fiancee, Kerry Harper, regarding whether their relationship was really working, by resuming his habit of dipping t...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Man Confused When Random Girl Tries to Break Up with Him

Brooklyn Man Confused When Random Girl Tries to Break Up with Him

Josh Adams of Brooklyn, New York, was confused when a random girl, whom he'd hung out with maybe a dozen times over the course of a few months, told him that she needed to break up with him. "She caught me totally off guard," said Josh of the gir...

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Funny story: Narcissist Buys St. Valentine’s Gift to His Image in a Mirror

Narcissist Buys St. Valentine’s Gift to His Image in a Mirror

Most people struggle with relationships, wondering if their partners love them, or if they’re being faithful. However, a local narcissist has expressed his disbelief that people would accept this as an accurate picture of true romance. Mostly because...

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Funny story: Men Everywhere Truly Embracing Valentine’s Day

Men Everywhere Truly Embracing Valentine’s Day

No longer considering it a contrived, commercially-motivated holiday to be observed solely out of obligation, men everywhere have come to truly embrace Valentine’s Day, indicates a recent nationwide poll. One Valentine's Day enthusiast, Harold Bro...

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Funny story: Male Ladybug Speaks Out about Gender Identity

Male Ladybug Speaks Out about Gender Identity

Lester, a male member of the coccinellid species commonly known as the ladybug or ladybird, recently made waves by speaking out about his struggles with gender identity. "Just because I'm cute and female-friendly doesn't mean I'm a lady," said Les...

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