As millions of Brits are feeling flabby after the Christmas break, one man has taken the revolutionary step of announcing his new fitness regime. Kevin Sponge, 46, said, 'Yes, I know I've said this every year since 2004, but this time it's going t…
A woman held a cardboard sign reading:WHY DO OLD WHITE MEN GET TO DECIDE? DECIDE what? The woman was protesting women's health rights in front of the US Supreme Court, questioning why men decide. The white men were the white male members o…
In a dating tour de force, after being contacted out of the blue by an attractive older woman he’d always had a thing for but had never succeeded in enticing into the sack, 37-year-old Clem Lyons of Nashville, Tennessee, scored the permission of the...
While never consciously having desired to be anything other than the male stud that he is, Luke Hendrix of Nashville, Tennessee, wondered if he could possibly be in denial about being transgemder. "I've been in denial about so many things," said H…
No longer mere fodder for sci-fi novels and futuristic movie odysseys, artificial intelligence is a present-day reality, as demonstrated by 38-year-old Ben Higgins of Nashville, Tennessee. "I'm not actually smart at all," said Higgins, "but I've l...
“It’s so funny how seldom I think about him,” said Maria Marlowe of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding Finn O'Connell, a man she dated for about two months, with whom she recently broke up. “It occurs to me all the time how he almost never even crosses...
Uncertain what to do about a physical sensation in his chest that seemed to resemble an emotion, Trenton Locke of Nashville, Tennessee, took a stab at articulating the apparent feeling - to great effect. "I told the woman I was dating that I was a...
When the woman he'd been casually seeing for several weeks suddenly, out of nowhere, proposed getting together somewhere outside of his house, Brett Crowley of Nashville, Tennessee, immediately recognized the suggestion for what it was: an invitation...
Accused of being a docuchebag by a woman with whom he wanted to have a casual sexual relationship, but was unwilling to actually date, Ned Hackett was fully exonerated by a jury of his peers, who heard his case at an East Nashville bar. "To me, it...
After catching a glimpse of a beautiful, fit woman jog past his house at exactly 6:23 a.m. two days in a row, but at a loss as to how to actually meet her, Johnny Holcomb of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to try his hand at stalking, only to find he w...
A groundbreaking new report from the Social Media Intimacy Foundation revealed that women are highly prone to overestimate the existence of a romantic relationship based on superfluous factors like words. "Our first clue was when fifty-one percent...
Several days ago, as Todd Imperial was stepping out of a crowded elevator, his eyes inadvertently drifted to the notably generous derriere of the woman in front of him, and, before he could appropriately censor himself, his mind had guiltily jumped t...
After years of feigning modesty out of fear of coming across as arrogant and self-centered, Caleb Treble of Nashville, Tennessee, finally helped his friends understand that his narcissism is a natural byproduct of his inherent superiority and that if...
"It's been a little over two years now, and I think we're finally in a really good place to part ways," said Matt Campbell of New York City regarding his relationship with his live-in girlfriend Madison Bentley. As Matt explained it, despite some...
Trey Lipscomb of Charleston, South Carolina, successfully avoided what he anticipated would be a highly emotional conversation with his fiancee, Kerry Harper, regarding whether their relationship was really working, by resuming his habit of dipping t...
Josh Adams of Brooklyn, New York, was confused when a random girl, whom he'd hung out with maybe a dozen times over the course of a few months, told him that she needed to break up with him. "She caught me totally off guard," said Josh of the gir...
Most people struggle with relationships, wondering if their partners love them, or if they’re being faithful. However, a local narcissist has expressed his disbelief that people would accept this as an accurate picture of true romance. Mostly because...
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