BILLINGSGATE POST: In the first chapter of Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office, we were left with little Bubba hiding under his desk, seemingly afraid of the Whip Woman's arsenal of whips and shackles. The Whip Woman's urgent call for help to the Dog Whisperer:
Excerpt from Chapter II:
"D. Dubya, we got a problem! I'm in the Oval Office with Bubba and he won't come out from under the desk. The f..king Red Phone is ringing like crazy...I think it's Vladimir. He want's Bubba to go horseback riding with him...something about going shirtless in Siberia. Bubba's whining like a Weiner dog and won't come out to answer the phone!"
"Whip Woman! Cool down dudette. Will work you into my schedule. In the meantime, suggest you remove whips and shackles from his view. Also, if you are wearing black leather suit and Viking head-piece, change into more user friendly operational gear. Something more intimate that you might borrow from Hillary."
"Thanks, D. Dubya. Will give it a try."
** Chapter III begins with the emergence of D. Dubya being escorted into the Oval Office by Secret Service agents and witnessing the leader of the Free World being led on a leash to the restroom.