Written by Glenn Wilson

Saturday, 7 May 2016

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Ready to get the party started in the White House

As if this election year had not been wild enough, rumors have started flying that Donald Trump could pick Bill Clinton to be his running mate in November.

The rumors started not long after Trump all but clinched the Republican nomination. Of course the big question is would Clinton accept? According to unconfirmed sources it could be a strong possibility. Either way Bill gets to the white House, either as Vice President or First Man.

The reasoning is nothing but a win-win for Trump. If Clinton accepts he gets more dirt on Hillary and takes away some of her votes, if not, Trump has two targets to go after. Unconfirmed sources said that Bill thinks that the Fox News women are really hot. Meanwhile, the idea of being interviewed by the likes of Rachel Maddow turns his stomach. This could help make Clinton's decision a little easier.

Bill is also said to be more and more turned off by that hideous jacket / skirt thing Hillary keeps wearing. Even her supporters are comparing it to something from the Kim Jong-un collection.

Northrup, Curl and Fleet polls show that a Trump-Clinton ticket would win in a landslide. 87% of those surveyed said they just don't find Hillary attractive, while 78% said you know Bill would have some young, hot interns running around the White House. 97% said they have no problem voting for Trump, even with his disparaging comments about Ted Cruz's wife and other women. The people who were polled said that they were pretty sure Trump wouldn't have said that about good looking women.

Either way, this election year will be one for the record books as Trump versus Clinton or Trump-Clinton versus Clinton will go head to head in November.

*Northrup, Curl and Fleet polls interviewed 1000 white men between the ages of 18 and 50 in local sports bars for their results.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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