Written by Al N.

Wednesday, 4 May 2016

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"Old white males of lower-than-average intelligence with stubby fingers," commented another pollster.

New York, NY Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump gave a speech today in which he said Hillary would be unfit to be President because every month she would become emotional and irrational until what he called "her cycle" has run its course.

When reminded that Hillary was beyond the age that most women have a "cycle," Trump replied "Well that's even worse-she could have hot flashes at any time!"

Pollsters speculated about who would be insulted next now that Trump had pissed off a whole gender.

"Well, it's obvious, since Trump keeps winning, that the Republican Party is just composed of bigoted Old White Males of lower-than-average intelligence," spoke a pollster.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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