The Donald Trump campaign confirmed in a written statement this morning that the Orange Shirt Trump Troopers have been organized in all of the fifty states. According to the statement, plans are also in the works to open private prisons in most states to take care of the overflow from local, state and federal prisons that will occur due to the private arrests.
Sources within the organization have also confirmed that each prison will contain facilities for water boarding, a gallows, operating rooms for frontal lobotomies and work shops for the inmates to manufacture part of the twenty million ankle bracelets that will be required.
A journalist from the Associated Press contacted a Colonel Herman Link, the reported leader of the Orange Shirts. When the journalist asked Colonel Link if it was true that the troopers would be armed with stun guns, mace, restraints, night sticks and color charts, Colonel Link hesitated and then replied in a thick Germanic accent----"I see nossing, I hear nossing, I say nossing!"
