Written by annaconda

Saturday, 5 March 2016

Earlier this morning Med Star filming crew set up props on O.J. Simpson's former estate. They were preparing to film the last three episodes of Forensic Files. Filming was interrupted when the Prop Master found a knife buried under the Director's chair.

A 911 call was made by an inebriated witness and 30 minutes later LAPD police responders arrived at the location. Crime scene investigators from CSI:NY were also present to collect evidence.

LA police is testing the knife for latent prints, DNA and trace evidence. A police spokesperson refused to comment or elaborate on the case, saying "It is still underway and therefore we can not add further details at the moment." He added "Besides it is none of anyone's business."

Breaking news

Five minutes ago police received the tests results and issued a press release.

The weapon found in O.J.'s former estate is a sawed off samurai katana made in the swordsmithing town Aokigahara, also known as Suicide Forest of Japan.

Roiters - 5 minutes ago

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