Jihadi Donald has done it again! This time he's sent his minions to spread rumors about Hillary and Obama creating ISIS. Facepalm! Is he really that desperate? Granted. It's pretty obvious that Hillary has a rather, how shall we put it?, diversified fanbase, if you will.
I mean, Hillary's platoon of Twitter trolls knows how to think outside the box, something Jihadi Donald's posse of extremist bigots has grossly "misunderestimated" (to put it in George W. Bush's terms).
Let's consider the situation for a second. It's quite clear that Jihadi Donald is up against a pretty powerful arch-nemesis. Hillary Clinton means business, and she's not afraid to tell it like it is. Think about it. It's not just anybody who can remotely pull the strings of America-hating jihadists to do her bidding without getting her hands dirty, if you know what I mean.
The woman is nothing short of a genius, and Jihadi Donald is shaking in his boots. Hillary knows how to take on the haters, and her strategy is all about turning her enemies' attacks against them. Pretty much every single shot Jihadi Donald has aimed at her has backfired on a massive scale.
Hillary has already shown the world that she's not afraid of guns, let alone Jihadi Donald's millions. That alone takes guts right there. You gotta give it to her. She ain't messing around, not to mention the fact that she's got the Kardashian darlings on her side. We're talking millions of unconditional fans at her service.
But, even with this not-so secret weapon in her arsenal, Hillary has yet another epic resource that no other POTUS hopeful has even thought of so far. She has fearlessly come forward with information about UFOs and Area 51, a subject that scares the living daylights out of most inside-the-box thinking Americans.
And this is not all. Some very trustworthy sources on Twitter are even suggesting that Hillary actually is the unofficial Commander-in-Chief of an interdimensional UFO fleet.
What are the implications of this, you may ask? Well, for one, interdimensional means that Hillary's UFOs can use wormholes to pierce the space-time continuum. They're not just limited to secret underground bases, which are quite vulnerable to attacks.
Hillary's UFOs can materialize and dematerialize at will, just to name one of the superpowers they possess, something Jihadi Donald's millions can't even dream of buying.
Another thing is that Hillary's UFO fleet has access to the Fourth Dimension. This means they can go backwards and forwards in time, plus the UFO pilots can see the thoughts of people from there, so they can freely influence voters while they are dreaming!
This is more than enough to grant Hillary an unprecedented victory such as the world of American politics has never seen before.
So, Aryan brotherhood goons beware! You're in for a scare! Hillary's UFO fleet is coming for you, and it won't be pretty.
If Hillary plays her cards right, this is Armageddon 2016 for Jihadi Donald and his sinister legion of schlonging mofos. So what's the deal, banana peel? You in or you're out?
Hillary is recruiting UFO pilots right now. Just hit her up on Twitter with the hashtag #Hillary2016, and she might just pick you to join her very elite Apocalyptic squad.