Written by Moose

Friday, 1 January 2016

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Democrat Presidential candidate, Senator Bernie Sanders proposes a maximum wage of $16 per hour.

MONTPELIER, VT - Today, Democrat Presidential candidate, Senator Bernie Sanders proposed a maximum wage of $16 per hour.

In addition, Senator Sanders supports a minimum wage of $15 per hour.

"Establishing a maximum wage of $16 and raising the minimum wage to $15 will restore justice to the tax code, and create an environment for income-equality will transform the United States of America, he stated in his press release.

Bernie Sanders has been rock solid on his assessment of what the establishment has done to decimate the middle class. You can take it to the bank that Bernie will continue as a warrior on behalf the working people of America. I am definitely feeling the Bern! - especially when I bend over...

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