Wile E Coyote Takes Out Jihadi John: Joins FOX NEWS

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Friday, 13 November 2015

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Mission Accomplished!

BILLINGSGATE SPECIAL REPORT: David Cameron announced this morning that Jihadi John was taken out in a strike led by Wile E Coyote, an ACME Corporation operative. This report has now been confirmed by the Pentagon.

Jihadi John, a British born terrorist, carried out many gruesome beheadings at the behest of ISIS. Frustrated by their inability to track down and kill this monster, British and American commands enlisted Wile E Coyote to track down this murderer. Coyote, the mastermind of many encounters with his arch enemy, the Roadrunner, said that he was totally prepared to take on ISIS. Using advanced technical weapons designed by ACME, including the gravity controlled anvil, Coyote accepted his mission with no fear for his life.

It was reported that Commander Coyote, using advanced drone technology and weaponry developed by ACME, was successful in dropping a 500 pound blockbuster, heavy duty tempered steel anvil on Jihadi John's head early Thursday morning as he (Coyote) was asleep at the controls of the drone.

"Mission Accomplished!" exclaimed the delighted Cameron when he heard the news.

NOTE: As many other Special Forces or SEAL operatives have done after performing nobly on the battle field, Wile E Coyote has joined FOX NEWS as a correspondent. The Wily One is now working on his new book, Behind the Fall, An ACME Anvil In Free Flight.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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