Hulk Hogan announces US Presidential campaign

Funny story written by StevenPoland89

Friday, 24 July 2015

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After reported news was released that Hulk Hogan has been banished from all WWE folklore for being "a bit racist," his agent and PR company has officially released that he is to run for the Republican Presidential candidate nomination.

"We feel like now is as good a time as ever to state that Hulk (real name, no gimmicks) will be standing for the Republican nomination."

It's a move that has been met with uproar by Donald Trump who claims Hogan has stolen all of his campaign ideas and needs to "get his own angle." Rumours then went into overdrive on twitter that Kurt Angle would be running to serve as Vice President.

As well as venting his views on the colour of people's skin like an outdated NBA owner, Hogan is also reported as telling fans that wrestling is "fake," causing hundreds of thousands of people to burn their handlebar moustaches in protest.

POTUS Barack Obama has expressed his disappointment but has said that he is not surprised by the events: "It's just typical of the racist cracka ass rednecks to do something like this" before Joe Biden offered him a fist bump.

Hogan is expected to win the votes of almost 2/4 of America, with the deep south agreeing with him and the rest thinking he's being ironic. The other 2/4 will still be trying to vote for George Bush and misunderstanding fractions.

Hulk Hogan's gardener was not available for comment.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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