Donald Trump has decided to embrace and glorify Mexico's rich history: "Because I've employed thousands and thousands of His and Herspanics, the time is right to open a chain of His & Herspanic eateries."
The chain, named "Hola Amigoas!", will debut this October with locations in Laredo and Brownsville near the international bridges.
Special menu items will include: el loco caliente hot wings with Donald's flaming asshole sauce, white powdery Pancho Villa pancakes, Ricardo Montalban huevos y diarrhea, Montezuma's revenge chimichangas, Fernando Valenzuela screwball enchiladas, Santa Anna one-legged blowout tamales, uno dos deep fried Jose Canseco camarones sliders, and El Chapo killer chalupas.
Donald's Especial Floating Hairpiece Tequila (with a strand of The Donald's fake hair in every bottle) will be featured for 50% off through December.
