Donald Trump Opens His & Herspanic Gastro Pubs

Funny story written by JTamarkin

Wednesday, 29 July 2015

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Uno dos deep fried Jose Canseco camarones sliders

Donald Trump has decided to embrace and glorify Mexico's rich history: "Because I've employed thousands and thousands of His and Herspanics, the time is right to open a chain of His & Herspanic eateries."

The chain, named "Hola Amigoas!", will debut this October with locations in Laredo and Brownsville near the international bridges.

Special menu items will include: el loco caliente hot wings with Donald's flaming asshole sauce, white powdery Pancho Villa pancakes, Ricardo Montalban huevos y diarrhea, Montezuma's revenge chimichangas, Fernando Valenzuela screwball enchiladas, Santa Anna one-legged blowout tamales, uno dos deep fried Jose Canseco camarones sliders, and El Chapo killer chalupas.

Donald's Especial Floating Hairpiece Tequila (with a strand of The Donald's fake hair in every bottle) will be featured for 50% off through December.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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