Top officials at the United States Department of Homeland Security have declared a national state of emergency due to the hijacking of Air Force One, the presidential airliner.
In a brazen act of terror the Boeing VC-25 was commandeered by the radical extremist known as Barak Hussein Obama (a distant relative of Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden).
Vice President Joseph Biden ordered the immediate deployment of a full squadron of F-16 fighter jets armed with nuclear cruise missiles to intercept and destroy the plane before the fundamentalist fanatic hijacker has a chance to issue any more left-wing executive orders.
