Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 9 May 2015

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Mad as a bag of snakes Hillary Clinton swears blind she didn't do it during a perjury trial

New York - Famous Manhattan law firm Fang & Claw LLP are lead attorneys in a RICCO - Racketeer Influenced Corrupt Clinton Organizations Act - lawsuit against the former Fist Lady according to reports.

Hired by scions of a famous US presidential dynasty the Upper East Side lawyers allege gross malfeasance via a series of gangster-related shell corporations.

And the authoring of fictitious litigation judgements for bent Ecuadorean courts.

Explaining the charges Fang & Claw spokesperson Randy Torpedo was unequivocal about the kind of shit Mrs C was in:

"The Act provides against any violation of state statutes against illicit activities," Torpedo commented.

"This includes gambling, murder, kidnapping, drive-by shootings, wholesale destruction of private email servers, extortion, arson, robbery, bribery, perjury, impersonating a federal agent, dealing in obscene materials - like faux crimpelene!! - or dealing in controlled toxic substances or illegal bongs."

Clinton, 69, is being sued for five billion dollars, denies all charges.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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