Two-time loser Hillary “Hillbilly” Clinton, 71, recently said, “the third time's the charm, and I expect to win the presidency in 2020.” Clinton lost the 2008 primary election to Baroque Insane Obummer. She lost again, in the 2016 general election...
Yep! There is nothing like a dame for President of the United States! Hillary's won it. Take that Putin and sneaky-weasel Julian Assange. Screams about Hillary's emails and a private server? Peanuts. No one was killed because of one of Hillary's...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Going against the advice of her top adviser and alleged long-time squeeze, Huma Abedin, who is married to former New York Congressman, Carlos Danger, Hillary Clinton agreed to sit down with Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, the only man to have scored twelve doctorates and lived to talk about it. The following is a transcript of the exclusive interview: Billingsgate: Mrs. Clinton, d...
Wow! Not exactly their intention, but the Republican House Committee on Benghazi managed to present Hillary Clinton, the former Secretary of State and US Senator from New York, as knowledgeable, accurate, professional and presidential; clearly, not t...
Imperial candidate Higgid Conte defended herself Thursday against accusations she was out of touch as the situation in Tatooine spiraled out of control before the 78901 rebel attack, at a long-awaited Imperial hearing where leading members of the Emp...
Yesterday, this reporter--and I'm not going to tell you how I did it--hacked Hillary Clinton's email account: H@Gmail.com/top secret/Benghazi. No wonder she wanted to keep this away from prying eyes and perspicacious newspaper people,like me. T...
Washington, DC -- Unannounced presidential candidate Hillary Clinton had more than a few good reasons for operating her own email server while she served as Secretary of State. Unfortunately, they were all on that server, which has malfunctioned and...
It's been a mixed weekend for conservatives, fitting as they always seem to be mixed up. Republican National Committee chairman Reince Preibus held a press conference today to discuss the weekend's events. The conference started with Preibus prai...
Atlanta - Van Jones, former Green Czar for the Obama administration and current host on CNN's Crossfire, blamed Global Warming for the tampered with talking points regarding the Benghazi attack in 2012. He completely dismissed any nefarious invol...
When looking at the list of most influential people of 2014 one can not consider the list complete without the inclusion of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. And while you might question whether or not she deserves to be saddled with the entire burden of guilt in the Benghazi attacks-there's plenty of blame to go around-you certainly can not discount the horrendous events of September...
Congressional sources tell Spoof News that former acting CIA director Michael Morell can expect a mouthwatering meal when he faces the House Intelligence Committee on Wednesday morning. "This grilling will include chicken, pork chops, ribs, burge...
"60 Minutes", CBS' long running news show has brought down world leaders, corporate executives, assorted swindlers and Big Tobacco with hard hitting old fashioned pound-the-pavement investigative journalism, but now it wants your help to learn the tr...
WHITEWASHING, DC --- In an astounding speech, President Barack Obama demonstrated to the world that he is, indeed, "delusional," as mental health experts have privately suspected for half a decade. Referring to such matters as the Benghazi fiasco...
NSA leaker Edward Snowden can breath a sigh of relief after President Obama declared he would not scramble fighter jets to capture Snowden, shortly after learning Snowden had moved to Benghazi. "It's just a place the President would rather ignore...
NEW YAWK, NEW YAWK - Failed presidential candidate and controversial former secretary of state, Hillary Clinton recently had an employee of Bare It All Glamor Shots fired for having had the "temerity to photograph" her while she was naked. The emp...
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