Mayo Clinic revealed a new study this morning which found that 72% of the men who claimed to literally hate Hillary Clinton were afflicted with PE (pussy envy).
Dr. T. J. McCorkle, spokesman for the clinic, stated that the syndrome was similar to that of women who have penis envy. "Because both women and men are reluctant to admit such feelings and desires, all participants were guaranteed anonymity and promised that all records would be destroyed after the findings were made public," stated McCorkle.
"Among other facts the study reveled that almost without exception these men had at some time in their childhood secretly tried on their mothers clothes, made it a focus point of their personalities to act macho, use the "f" word repeatedly in conversation and generally walk with a distinct swagger in order to hide the cross/dresser within."
"Apparently," stated McCorkle, "each and every one of these individuals tried, for the most part, to lead normal and constructive lives but almost to a man admitted they secretly, but regularly, visited the Facebook home page of Bruce Jenner!"
