A vast right wing conspiracy was out to get Hillary

Funny story written by queen mudder

Sunday, 19 April 2015

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'See No Evil, Hear No Weevil' was judge's verdict in Hillary bugging case

New York - The former Fist Lady's presidential dreams took a backward plunge today with the re-emergence of missing 1990s FBI 'Filegate' dossiers about her sworn enemies who she successfully smeared during a lifetime's campaigning.

Highly sensitive classified papers mainly from the FBI's X-Files Division were surreptitiously obtained by Mrs Clinton on an entirely spurious bleed-to-know basis.

Before turning up in her White House bedroom under the mattress.

Hundreds of perceived adversaries were then subjected to RICO (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act) type of harassment such as telephone bugging and car break failure to make sure they kept their gobs shit - uh, shut - for their own good.

Fortunately for Mrs Clinton the whole sordid affair was eventually brushed under the carpet by Judge Royce Lamberth in his 'See No Evil, Hear No Weevil' ' judgement in March 2010.

This weekend secret evidence emerged from a Mossad bunker that could now easily derail the smile from Mrs Clinton's smug visage.

Stay tuned for updates in this farce-breaking story, bound to get dramatic by the end of the week.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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