BILLINGSGATE POST: Somewhere in the Chinatown District of San Francisco, David and Cynthia Wong, who both have the same surname, are deeply doubting one another.
Both of Chinese descent, they are equally baffled by the birth of a son who is Caucasian. Outside on the street, relatives and friends of the couple are demanding to know if a baby switch happened at the hospital.
Signs saying, "TWO WONGS DON'T MAKE A WITE," are being carried by ethnic purists who are demanding an answer.
A spokesperson from St. Mao Zedong Hospital, where the baby was born, said that only Chinese babies can be delivered in this hospital. He blames the two Wongs for making a wite.
Somehow, Governor Moonbeam got wind of this potential tempest in a teapot and volunteered to have the tea leaves read by a Chinese fortune teller.
After reading the leaves for what seemed to the desperate Wongs as way to wong, the fortune teller uttered:
"Confuscious say, man who wooses keys to girl's apartment no get noo-key."
