FBI's Most Wanted Terrorist Signs Short-Term-Contract With Philadelphia Eagles

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Monday, 20 April 2015

PHILADELPHIA, PA - Ahmad Abousamra, the FBI's most-wanted terrorist signed a one-game deal Monday with the Eagles, an anonymous league source said Sunday afternoon.

Philadelphia has finalized an agreement with the 36-year-old Ahmad Abousamra when he worked out for the team last month. Abousamra will be paid the minimum salary of $2.7 million.

The Eagles' signing of Ahmad Abousamra seems to be more about "Death to America" than about the team's quarterback situation.

Ahmad Abousamra held a press conference today, announcing the signing and saying that he only wants to throw "the bomb" to Jeremy Maclin, the Eagles's leading wide receiver.

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