BILLINGSGATE POST: Foghorn J. Leghorn, who just recently was granted "Free-Range" privileges by the "Great Emancipator", was blowing hot after being denied access to the recently designated White House transgender restroom. Foghorn is not your traditional run-of-the-mill chicken. Notably, he won a Grammy back in 1978 for his rendition of Cocka-Doodle-Doo, that's my old hen, she lays eggs the best she kin....."
Not all poultry are created equal. Some roosters are castrated and become capons. They are fed hormones and fattened until they can hardly walk. During this period they can choose to use whichever restroom they wish. Foghorn was not, nor ever has been, a card-carrying capon. Let's get that straight. He merely wanted to exercise his right to take a dump in the transgender restroom because that's where the chicks are.
Speaking of the president: "He loves my walk, he loves my cluck. He starring me with Donald Duck. I ain't gonna take it sitting down."
"Make my day, Foghorn. Kick some White House ass!"
