Ebola Czar Quarantined For 21 Days In White House As New Dog Czar

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 28 October 2014

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Dog Czar

BILLINGSGATE POST: Ron Klain, who was appointed Ebola czar by President Obama last week, has not been seen or heard from since. Rumors regarding his present status abound. Most prominent of the speculative theories is that he has been confined to the White House to monitor the dogged disputes between new arrival, Sunny, and Beau, the Dog-in-Chief of the White House. Both mutts are Portuguese Water Dogs, and are not subject to present American Kennel arbitration.

The appointment of Mr. Klain, who has worked with a few dogs prior to being named as Ebola czar; Vice President Joe Biden and Al Gore, to name a few, was a move that caught most pundits by surprise. Some conservative cynics believe that President Obama, unable to justify paying a dog czar out of his household budget, cleverly appointed Klain as Ebola czar. Klain, without any medical porfolio, was then transferred to the White House to monitor disputes between the two dogs. This being done to levy the cost from the Obama household budget to the American tax payer.

This information came from a source close to the president who wishes to remain anonymous. However, BILLINGSGATE POST has determined that the leak came from Valerie Jarrett, who some claim won't let the president take a pee without her permission.

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