Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 18 March 2015

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UK spooks confiscated Princess Di's Riggs credit cards after she tried blowing up a restaurant over an imaginary slight

Washington DC - The widow of Joe Allbritton, sometime owner of one of America's most corrupt banks, is acting as official hostess to a totally spurious four day visit by roughneck Brit scroungers Charles and Camilla.

Barbara Allbritton heads the transatlantic committee of royal arselickers hired to paper over the prince's 40-year hystery of money laundering, embezzlement, fraud, narcotics and arms running.

It's thought her likely reward will be a front row seat at the Pretender's 'coronation' - an event considered by many a sick fantasy cooked up by Charles' fugitive Mexican coke baron pals.

During its criminal 30-year criminal operations Riggs Bank financed the careers of just about every tuppeny-ha'penny tinpot dictator.

Notable crooks included General Pinochet, George Bush Senior and Junior, Equatorial Guinea's cannibalistic President Teodoro Obiang and more than 1,000 Saudi princelings in hock to Mossad.

And not forgetting Princess Diana whose Riggs Bank credit cards and offshore shopping accounts were confiscated in 1995 by the UK's MI5 secret service after the silly cow tried blowing up a London restaurant that 'overcharged' her for sushi.

Tonight Mrs Allbritton hosts a gala reception/dinner for Charles and Camilla sponsored by Skull and Bonesmen who made a killing from Riggs Bank operations before the Department of Justice closed down the entire scam.

Later the couple will rendezvous with their Mexican contacts to pick up a large suitcase of 'homeopathetic' white powders traded by their sombrero-wearing partners at $100 a kilo.

The Duke of Pratts Bottom is thick as a plank.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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