No More Republican Senator "Undie Bundling"

Written by Ray Bellew

Monday, 1 December 2014

President Obama signed an executive order today banning undie bundling by any Republican senator. "Republican senators have had their undies in a bundle for way too long. This practice has caused nothing buy gridlock and has to stop," stated the President.

When asked how he was going to enforce his undie bundling executive order, the President responded by saying, "it's going to be hands on all the way. I will be making random undie checks myself,
and if I find one bundled, make no mistake, there will be hell to pay."

When asked how Republicans would respond to President Obama's pledge to conduct hands on undie checks, Senate Majority Leader Mitch Mcconnell replied, "You never know, but we might all go commando on him."

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