New biography says Barack Obama shagged Amal Clooney

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Sunday, 30 November 2014

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Shenanigans with women of little virtue and other hos

Washington AC/DC - And Halle Berry, Erin Nordegren plus both the Williams Sisters, Rebekah Brooks and dozens more.

Author Lakeesha Xanadu's smash-hit tome claims lawyer Amal Clooney is Malia Obama's real mom and that DNA squabs - uh, swabs! - proving parentage are lodged with DC lawyers Fang & Co.

London-based human frights attorney Amal recently completed a lengthy UN internship in New York before tying the knot with Hollywood heart-throb George Clooney.

The career move blinder is believed to have been sponsored by Help The Aged or possibly Friends Of Help The Aged, a sister charity specialising in old soaks.

Commenting on the maternity allegations a spokesperson at the White House said tonight that they knew nothing about the President's alleged shenanigans with women of little virtue and other hos.

Optah Winfrey is 69.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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