Washington AC/DC - And Halle Berry, Erin Nordegren plus both the Williams Sisters, Rebekah Brooks and dozens more.
Author Lakeesha Xanadu's smash-hit tome claims lawyer Amal Clooney is Malia Obama's real mom and that DNA squabs - uh, swabs! - proving parentage are lodged with DC lawyers Fang & Co.
London-based human frights attorney Amal recently completed a lengthy UN internship in New York before tying the knot with Hollywood heart-throb George Clooney.
The career move blinder is believed to have been sponsored by Help The Aged or possibly Friends Of Help The Aged, a sister charity specialising in old soaks.
Commenting on the maternity allegations a spokesperson at the White House said tonight that they knew nothing about the President's alleged shenanigans with women of little virtue and other hos.
Optah Winfrey is 69.