Washington, DC The world was shocked when President Barack Obama called Russian Premier Vladimir Putin "a big doo-doo head" upon hearing that Putin blamed the United States for the conflict in the Ukraine and Israeli terrorism.
"I think it's good someone gave Putin what he deserves--a good tongue lashing!" spoke one of the eight Americans who still support Obama.
Upon hearing what Obama said, Putin immediately took off his shirt and standing bare chested at the podium, shouted "Obama is a Double Dookie Doo-Doo Head!!!"
American reporters said that they weren't sure what the Double Dookie part meant in Russian but they "were pretty sure it wasn't anything good."
