In a stranger than fiction planned pre-emptive strike against radicalised Syrian terrorist hamsters, "Stealth" (or "invisible" hamsters) will be deployed to hunt and destroy war gerbils, white assassin mice and suicide bombing laboratory rats on the ground.
Despite promises of airborne only attacks, the recent spate of kidnappings, ransom demands and executions in troubled areas has led to tactical changes. The Stealth Hamsters, after being fed on special dried hamster food will be dropped behind enemy lines and hit the ground fighting.
In order to reach their maximum destructive capability the deadly hamsters must first be washed in a special invisibility inducing fur shampoo so that they can subsequently blend in with indiginous Syrian Golden Hamsters.
The hamsters may then be remotely guided towards any weapons of mass destruction using a specially adapted "Tivo" peanut shaped remote control. Once in position they can be made to fart pure phosgene gas with deadly effect in the general direction of the enemy.