Rick Perry: "Illegal Children Taking Over Favorite Wal-Mart"

Funny story written by Wayne Davis

Tuesday, 8 July 2014

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Rick Perry is mad as hell and he is not going to take it!

Texas Gov Rick Perry said in an emotional interview today that his favorite Wal-Mart is being over-run with illegal children!

"I couldn't even get to the snack bar" a frustrated Perry proclaimed "it was like Korea in there"!

Concerns about the millions of illegal children washing across the southern border has been a pain in the ass for Gov Perry, who actually had to come into the Governors office and discuss strategy with law enforcement instead of watching the Mr. Ed marathon on Nick at Night. "I don't have a DVR said the Gov, and I missed like 20 episodes because of these damn kids".

Next week the Gov will be touring the state where concentration camps are being built in isolated areas near Odessa to house the kids cramping the Gov's style. "If I go to Olive Garden and there is a line, I'm going to unleash the rath of God on these people" Perry told reporters in Dallas. When asked what he plans on doing at the end of his term the Gov replied "I'm moving to Vermont to a gated community".

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