Written by Dominus Noster

Thursday, 8 May 2014

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Satan

Satan made the decision to insert himself into the important race for Nevada Attorney General by endorsing Adam Laxalt over Secretary of State Ross Miller.

"This race is so important to me because everybody in Nevada knows how I helped orchestrate the 9/11 attacks, the anthrax attack, the usurping of the Constitution with draconian legislation like the USA PATRIOT Act, unnecessary wars, trillion dollar deficits and bailouts. Well, everybody except for Adam Laxalt which is why I'm endorsing him," Satan told reporters.

Adam Laxalt, who doesn't like to spend a lot of time in the reality based world, feels good about having Satan's endorsement.

"I really see nothing wrong with being endorsed by Satan. I think that will give voters a compelling reason to trust me," said Laxalt.

So far there's been no word from the Ross Miller campaign. How the Miller campaign intends to take on Satan's candidate is not yet certain.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Satan, Nevada




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