Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 17 April 2014

image for Cliven Bundy Thanks Arizona Governor Jan Brewer For The Wonderful Gift
Cliven Bundy has said that he thinks Jan Brewer is real pretty.

BUNKERVILLE, Nevada - Cliven Bundy is a weathered old coot whose family and friends say hardly ever smiles.

But the old codger managed to work up a smile after opening up a present that was sent to him by his new best friend Jan Brewer, governor of Arizona.

Bundy told the news media that Janny had given him a silver plated rodeo belt buckle with an engraved bucking bronco.

When one of the news reporters informed Bundy that the bronco was a gelding he looked down at the belt buckle and got plum embarrassed.

"Damn, well fellers, it sure nuff be a gelding alright." He commented.

He then said that no matter what, it's the friggin thought that counts and as far as he's concerned it's a wonderful gift.

SIDENOTE: When Cliven was asked what he thought about 69-year-old Governor Brewer he blushed, spit out some chewing tobacco, and said, "Well I'm still a little on the frisky side and I find the little lady to be dadgum pretty as hell mmmm-mmmm."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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