A Captured Al-Qaeda Member Says They Have A Training Center In Arizona

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 17 April 2014

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Al-Qaeda terrorist Kam Ali Booba provided Arizona State Troopers with some good information.

NOGALES, Arizona - Arizona state troopers recently captured an Al-Qaeda member who tried to use an Exxon credit card at a local bank's ATM machine.

The terrorist identified as Kam Ali Booba told arresting officers that there was no way that he would reveal any information to them about the Al-Qaeda organization.

One state trooper, identified as Officer Buster Cottonworthy, took off Kam Ali Booba's pants and boxer shorts and he showed him his taser gun.

He then let Ali Booba know that if he did not reveal any information to them that he was going to taser his weiner repeatedly until it resembled a California raisin.

Ali Booba immediately told the officer that Al-Qaeda has a training facility 43 miles north of Nogales and that it's hidden in the Arizona desert about 3.7 miles from the nearest highway.

He pointed out that there are 16 heavily armed Al-Qaeda instructors at the facility with 117 heavily armed trainees.

He also revealed that the entire facility could probably be totally destroyed with just two or three napalm bombs.

SIDENOTE: Kam Ali Booba requested that he be given a Big Mac and some French Fries. Officer Cottonworthy went ahead and sent one of his fellow troopers to the nearest McDonald's.

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