PHOENIX - Local authorities are looking into a situation where a young teenage couple has named their newborn baby boy Timmy Hydroxychloroquine Finnweather. The sheriff’s department received an anonymous phone call from a nurse who helped deliver...
Carl Martin of Nashville, Tennessee, recently rose like a phoenix from the ashes of his shattered six-year relationship with his (now) ex-girlfriend Carla Jones. “People used to joke around all the time about our names,” recalled Carl. “They'd tel...
A heatwave hitting Phoenix, Arizona is causing several problems and not only to humans! Jaggedone and his CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army; very appropriate here), is on a chilling-down trip escaping from Brexit lunacy in the US. As soon as he lan...
NOGALES, Arizona - Arizona state troopers recently captured an Al-Qaeda member who tried to use an Exxon credit card at a local bank's ATM machine. The terrorist identified as Kam Ali Booba told arresting officers that there was no way that he wou...
PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has gone on television and informed the citizens of Arizona that Washington, D.C. has just advised her that a giant asteroid is headed towards their state. The governor said she received the official word from Vice-Pr...
PHOENIX - Mr. and Mrs. Kirby Brockerbox had no idea the controversy they would stir up after their twins boys were born. The new-born twins were given the names iPad and iPod. Justine Brockerbox said that she wanted to name her twin boys Timothy a...
PHOENIX - The state of Arizona has just passed what has got to be one of the most amazing state laws in the history of state laws. According to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk the Arizona state senate has just passed The Senator Arlene...
Another suspicious flashlight was found Wednesday night, this time outside of Phoenix Police Department headquarters. Authorities said the flashlight was turned on and lying in the middle of 7th Avenue and Washington. Police eventually determined...
Phoenix Arizona was recently buffeted by the biggest dust storms known to residents in recent history. Some residents are speculating that the dust storms are related to the Phoenix lights. The Phoenix lights were unexplained light seen by the...
PHOENIX - The land of Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer and Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio is now also the land of Rick "The Gay CEO" Welts. Welts recently met with NBA Commissioner David Stern at a Starbucks and told him about his sexual orientation. Stern, sternly asked if he was sure. Welts replied that he was as sure as he could possibly be sure and not be deemed to be unsure. Stern shook hi...
KABUL, Afghanistan - Osama Bin Laden, CEO of the radical sunni muslim organization has stated that he plans on opening up the very first Al Qaeda business office in the United States in Phoenix, Arizona. Bin Laden, says that after conferring with...
New York, NY - Now that Phoenix is ridding itself of its "melting pot of the Southwest" image, its Chamber of Commerce is doing everything it can to attract metrosexuals to their fair city-if you have to ask, you're not welcome. "We are now looking t...
PHOENIX, AZ - Officials said a Great British Airways jet had to be evacuated at a Phoenix, Arizona airport Friday as it melted in the city's extreme temperatures. Flight 288, en route to Heathrow Airport in London, had just entered the taxiway, bu...
PHOENIX - The Phoenix Coyotes of the National Hockey League have announced that they will be moving north, way up north to Sukkertoppen, Greenland after the 2009 season. Co-owners of the Coyotes Jerry Moyes and Wayne Gretzky are upset at the team'...
Houston TX-- NASA scientists were astonished today by a new discovery from the Phoenix Mars Lander. The little spacecraft landed at the martian north pole ten days ago. Yesterday, the lander placed a small sample of martian soil in a heated oven for...
After its first week of operation, the Mars Phoenix Lander has discovered nothing that we didn't already know nor anything the slightest bit interesting.
As part of their "Make the Whole World Walmart" initiative Walmart according to some analysts "flipped it's corporate lid" by plopping Phoenix store #3217 "plumb next to" Phoenix store #3216. Store #3216's manage...
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