Arizona Residents Vow To Sue Governor Jan Brewer If She Bans Facebook

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 13 April 2014

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Phoenix resident Emma Landfaust says that she loves Facebook almost as much as she loves her boyfriend.

PHOENIX - American Spotlight Magazine reports that lame duck Governor Brewer has stated that before she leaves office she is going to try and cause as much misery and mayhem as she can.

She said that her bitterness is a result of so many Arizona residents complaining to President Obama about bills and acts that she has initiated.

Governor Brewer has taken on the persona of a Super Woman type of individual who thinks she can do whatever the hell she pleases and the people of Arizona be damned.

The governor has infuriated many residents by saying that she is seriously considering banning Facebook from the state.

Long time resident Willis Kucharski, 66, of Bisbee said that he and his wife, Fay Belle Kucharski, 61, have organized a movement to file a lawsuit against the governor if she goes through with her threat to ban Facebook.

The Kucharski's recently told National Focus Magazine that on more than one occasion they have both wished that a spaceship would swoop down and carry Governor Brewer off to another galaxy or at least back east to New Jersey.

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