Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Explains Why He Said No To Dancing With The Stars

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 6 April 2014

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Len Goodman still uses these shoes which he bought in 1968.

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff in America, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has said that he turned down an offer to appear as a contestant on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars.

Sheriff "Pinky" Arpaio, received his unusual nickname after he mandated that all of his prisoners dress totally in pink; pink jumpsuits, pink socks, pink flip flops, and even pink boxer shorts.

The 81-year-old spoke with Durango Tucker of National Focus Magazine and told him why he had turned down the offer to appear on DWTS.

Sheriff Arpaio said that he informed the executives at ABC that if British judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman gave him any lip or insulted his dancing he was liable to either pepper spray him or taser him on the spot.

Governor Jan Brewer's BFF said that he still has not forgotten that three years ago, Goodman actually had the audacity to say that he thought that Arizona was actually part of Mexico.

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