Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Names The Tumbleweed As The New State Flower

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 9 April 2014

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Cindy McCain has said that Governor Brewer (shown above) has gone off the deep end.

PHOENIX - Lame duck Governor Jan Brewer has just issued a Governor's Proclamation which names the tumbleweed as the new state flower.

Governor Brewer said that she just felt that it was time to replace the saguaro cactus which has been the state flower for quite some time.

The governor was well aware of the fact that roughly 71 percent of the residents of Arizona did not want the state flower changed.

But like she told her BFF Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio, "I am still the governor and I will do whatever the hell I want and there is no one who can stop me."

Meanwhile, Arizona Senator John McCain has asked that President Obama please step in and threaten Governor Brewer will all kinds of federal sanctions if she doesn't stop acting like the south end of a north bound jackass.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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