ANN ARBOR, Michigan - The state of Michigan has just announced that it will now allow same sex couples [i.e. a guy and a guy or a gal and a gal] to enter into holy matrimony.
The state's thousands of same-sexers cheered so loudly that people living across the border in Canada actually heard them.
A representative for the state, who would only provide her nickname (Trixie), said that after much debate the state had decided to go with the flow as they say down in the Mississippi deltas.
Trixie added that the determining factor in allowing same sex couplings (marriage) was the fact that the state will see an increase in marriage license revenue which it definitely needs.
A member of the Detroit Chamber of Commerce Margo Nightcastle, 31, (who wanted to stress that she is 100 percent straight) stated that the city of Detroit which went bankrupt is especially elated at the idea of Michigan gays and lesbianites being allowed to become a married couple just like any normal Michigan couple.